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As historian Gene Zubovich helpfully pointed out this week , the CIA is apparently sitting on an impressive collection of jokes. In recent years, the U. The National Post sifted through the pile in a search for the funny parts, and found these highlights. The jokes were all told amongst Soviets themselves, and were apparently gathered by CIA operatives. New York lawyer James Donovan specialized as a U. And like most New Yorkers, Donovan apparently had a penchant for shooting off his mouth.

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A photo of Ronald Reagan laughing at the punchline of his own joke in the freeing of captured spy plane pilot Francis Gary Powers as well as.

Tell us and we place your joke with your name on WorkJoke. Want to sponsor this page? Please contact us for more information! On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky you cow! When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, “And get me another whisky you bitch”.

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot’s approach, “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I’ll kick your ass”. Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

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Hopefully Bachelor Nation had their tray tables up and their seats in the upright position before Pilot Pete began his journey for love, because the Bachelor premiere was full of flight puns. From Chris Harrison’s signature corny narration to a first night full of airplanes — both real and paper — to a Top Gun -themed group date that would make Tom Cruise proud, the Season 17 premiere wanted to make sure that everyone watching at home knew that Peter is a pilot. And that was just the beginning of all of the cheesy, flight-related puns that populated the extra-long premiere episode.

Ultimately, the flight jokes came in for a landing after the end of the first group date, in order to make room for the never-ending references to Peter and Hannah Brown’s infamous windmill date. But if, for some reason, you’d like to relive all of this secondhand embarrassment, here’s a roundup of every pun. Obviously, everyone’s favorite reality TV show host had to kick off this special event with a joke about Peter’s high-flying profession.

A pilot and his co-pilot go on a blind date with the same stewardess. Let’s just say more than one cockpit was being occupied that night.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information. This joke may contain profanity. An airline pilot, who didn’t realize his microphone was live, said to the co-pilot: “Man I could sure use a hot cup of coffee and a blow job from that red-headed flight attendant! Seeing this, a passenger shouts, “Miss! My friend , a follower of a dharma-based ancient Indian religion, is an airline pilot.

She’s a real plane Jain. An airline pilot was talking to his copilot A coffee and a blowjob. A passenger yells afte A pastor and and an airline pilot meet St Nick at the Gates to Heaven. The airline pilot is first to approach the saint Peter: Name and profession please Pilot: John Williams, Ryanair pilot. John Williams

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These funny conversations took place between air traffic controllers, pilots and air crew around the world. Many of these air traffic control quotes and piloting stories – especially those submitted direct to this website – are absolutely true stories and factual; others have perhaps been embellished a little. These ‘ATC’ Air Traffic Control stories and quotes are included here because they are very funny, and also because the collection provides examples of confused and somewhat ineffective communications and relationships between ‘customers and suppliers’, and other similar situations.

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By Christian Gollayan. November 28, pm Updated November 28, pm. A passenger onboard a Delta plane was creeped out after a pilot messaged him on Grindr during their flight. When his flight landed, his cellular service returned and he noticed a new notification on the gay dating app. Though Thorn was weirded out by the online exchange, his anxieties were alleviated after he left the plane and walked to his connecting flight.

Thorn deleted his app when he landed in Nashville and has lost touch with the aviator ever since. On Sunday, Thorn uploaded a screenshot of their conversation on Twitter, which quickly turned into a social media sensation and now has more than thousand likes. Read Next. Porn star Honey Gold rushed into treatment following suici This story has been shared 71, times. This story has been shared 36, times.

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The coronavirus is serious. Nearly people in the United States, and almost 8, worldwide, have died from the virus as of Tuesday afternoon, according to data from Johns Hopkins. Plenty of the jokes even tried to convince people to do the right thing, which is to stay indoors and away from others as much as possible, even if it means coming off like Tony Soprano.

But subway fare evaders, heroes of the proletariat and bane of the MTA, proved unsurprisingly resourceful. With no physical basketball to talk about, NBA commercials made great coronavirus jokes, even doubling as commentary on the lack of COVID tests available throughout the nation. Latest coronavirus updates: Click here for our roundup of the most important developments from NYC and around the world.

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Fasten your seat belts, Bachelor Nation. We’re gearing up for another bumpy ride. How many airplane puns can we fit into a recap of the first teaser for Peter “Pilot Pete” Weber’s season of “The Bachelor”? That’s still up in the air. What we do know: This season of the reality dating competition, set to return in a three-hour premiere Jan. Not all these jokes are going to land perfectly, sorry. Fresh off his stint as the second runner-up on “The Bachelorette,” Delta Air Lines pilot Weber appears to be carrying some baggage into his starring role.

Namely, the woman who dumped him, Hannah Brown , who makes an appearance. The clip of Brown dropping in appears to suggest she’s trying to win him back: “I’m making decisions for my heart,” she says.